We found Stitch charms for Garth’s MagicBand when we were leaving Epcot today! I’m about 99% sure he would wear it all the time if he could. 😁 #stitch #disney #magicbands
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….
But also sex.
I would be late for everything with a shower like this.
I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER
Future home goals.
I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER
Yes to all things stated above…
I don’t dance, But here I am
Spinning you around and around in circles
It Ain’t my style, but I don’t care
I’d do anything with you anywhere
Yes, you got me in the palm of your hand
Cause, I don’t dance
Welcome to Walt Disney World in the summer.
I wish they knew how much everyone hates them.
Entering the park. In the lines. In the stores. In restaurants. On the streets. On the rides. Waiting for the parades. Waiting for the fireworks. Exiting the park. In my fucking nightmares.
I’ve literally ran from groups of them getting off the buses and stuff because they’re that annoying.
I know who she is, and if she’s going through her worst right now, I want to go through it with her. She makes me happier than anything I’ve ever known, and if I can have a part in making her happy again that’s all I want to do. That’s all I want to do for the rest of my life.